snowfalls3:

excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me sir, he is a prince

buckyderp:

not-safe-for-earth:

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'

buckyderp:

not-safe-for-earth:

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

#petitionforellentobeinfrozen2

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively  

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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

buckybarrnes:

ohsylar:

what im looking for in a guy

  • chin length dark hair
  • stubble
  • was a soldier
  • has a metal arm
  • angsty
  • is an assassin
  • the winter soldier
  • i’m looking for the winter soldier

so is steve

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell