kristoffsboots:

Steal His Look: Hans

Trash Can - $.02

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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shieldsexual:

favorite personality traits of steve rogers:

  • don’t tell me what to do
  • fuck your rules
  • no seriously, your rules are pointless and i’m ignoring them
  • fuck your bullshit
  • double dog dare me
  • lets fucking jump off this building!!!!!
  • i’m annoyed at everything you choose to be…

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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aka the song that’s better than your life

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 


thesylverlining:

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

I can’t stop watching it

FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER

Kristoff and his baby blue eyes 

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)