if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
favorite personality traits of steve rogers:
- don’t tell me what to do
- fuck your rules
- no seriously, your rules are pointless and i’m ignoring them
- fuck your bullshit
- double dog dare me
- lets fucking jump off this building!!!!!
- i’m annoyed at everything you choose to be…
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
aka the song that’s better than your life
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER
Kristoff and his baby blue eyes
me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)